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Hola!
//wipes dust off account
ewww

Alright let's get down to business to defeat the hunssss

Life-of-Kat here!
I've decided to resurrect this account because I fucking need money and my commissions aren't doing me well. People only want to pay using points. I figured posting adopts or some shit here would do me justice.

If you want to purchase something from me, please send it to my paypal --> ToastTheOverlord@outlook.com

If you wish to pay in points, please send it to my main account --> Life-of-Kat 

Thanks a million guys. I can't wait to see how this goes!
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Awkward OC meme

4 min read
Made by Mintysaurs



RULES:
1. Keep these rules!
2. Tagging is only optional!
3. Don't look at the questions before hand!
4. THE MOST IMPORTANT RULE THAT MUST BE OBEYED OR I WILL CUT YOU...... A PIECE OF CAKE..... Is....... Have fun! ^^


List 8 OC's/Friends/Canons/Whatever you want!

1. Hayden Spearheart
2. Wanted
3. Zauron
4. Kat Spearheart
5. Dream
6. Xerxes
7.  Xcalibur
8. Jeremiah Spearheart

Let's Begin the torment!!!

1. Introduce yourselves!!!
Kat: HAI THAR IM KAT 8'D
Wan: *facewalls* FUCK. ANOTHER ONE!? oMe *aims gun*
Z: Oh my more time for you to look at me >3
Wan: *slaps him*
Z: -3-" rude.
Dream: Why?..
Hay: Hay guys I'm Hayden .//u//.
Jer: Ugh. Another..
Hay: Hai Dad :'D
Jer: -w-" *pats his head*
Xc: *holding Wanted* Babe calm down xD
X: *crying in the corner* I hate these things ;;

2. Don't wanna hear it! You're boring! *throws a pie at 4*
Kat: *noms it in mid air* 8'D ....FUCK I ATE THE TIN FOIL >U *spits it out*

3. 5 and 2 are now married! :3
Dream: I'm what? O.o
Wan: *loads shotgun* You better fucking run fast spotty oMe
Dream: *high tails it*

4. 7 Disagrees!  It ends up with 5 and 2 divorcing and the story includes bacon bits and a rabid giraffe... EXPLAIN!!!!
Xc: *created a hallucination that a giant rabbit giraffe was chasing Dream*
Dream: WHATTHEFUCKWHATTHEFUCKWHATTHEFUCKWHATTHEFUCK *running* oAo" OKAY BYE FOREVER
Wan: *smiling there nomming her bacon strips* -u- well done babe.
Xc: :D

5. I SHIP 3 AND 6!!! MHUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!
Z: *grins at Xerxes*
X: *blushes*
Z: We're both sirens. This could work >3
X: .//w//. Hehe

6. 8 trips and accidentally tackles 7 out in public XD!
Xc: *gets pinned down* HOW THE FUCK!? IM AN ILLUSION HOW CAN YOU TOUCH ME EXCEPT FOR WANTED!? >U
Jer: Im the most powerful being in this universe..
Xc: ._. Ah.
Jer: *gets off and teleports*
Xc: Fatass -3-
Jer: *teleports back, punts him and teleports again*
Xc: MUDDAHFUCKAH OMe

7. 5 got really sick..... In 1's house!
Dream: It was...rabid...and oh God.. *barfs in his toilet*
Hay: *trying so hard not to laugh as he pats his back* It's gonna be fine ouo *holding his giggles*

8. 3 has a crazy dream about a giant toad eating Nyan Cat and decides to tell 7 about it!
Z: I DONT EVEN KNOW WHY MY BRAIN WOULD COME UP WITH THIS CRAP!?
Xc: Do you have a brain? Your head is a skull xD
Z: I DONT EVEN KNOW IM TOO BEAUTIFUL FOR THIS SHIT >U
Xc: *victory dance for trolling his dreams*

9. 8 catches 2 and 6 kissing! :3
Jer: uhh..
Wan: *being mind controlled*
X: OHGAWD NOT AGAIN ;A; *runs away* IM GAY STAY AWAY!! DX
Jer: ._. *leaves*
Xc: *giggling with Zauron in the background as he controls her and makes her chase Xerxes*

10. 6 fell asleep at the wheel and ran over 7's pet squirrel!!! D:
X: OHMYGAWD I AM SO SORRY ;;
Xc: *holds it before looking up at him* WHY WERE YOU EVEN DRIVING!? YOU'RE LIKE A HORSE OMe
X: I....I actually don't even know ._. *walks away lost in a sea of confusion*

11. Guess what? THE TORMENT DIDN'T STOP THERE!!! >:3
All: WELL ISN'T THAT SWELL.

12. 7 is all upset about the death of his/her squirrel, so he/she calls 3 up in the middle of the night
Z: *sleeping*
Xc: *calls him*
Z: *answers* wat oMe
Xc: *explains really fast with a high pitched voice in one breath* ;~;
Z: *hangs up* -3-
Xc: I WILL HAUNT YOUR DREAMS PONY BOY >'U

13. 5 declares his/her love for 4 and 8 hears!!!
Dream: I LOVE YOU-
Jer: Im out. *leaves*
Dream: -'RE COOKING!! IT'S SO GOOD!!! OuO
Kat: THANKS 8'D

14. BTW I ALSO SHIP 8 AND 1!!! WHATCHU GONNA DO BOUT IT!?
Jer: Im going to murder you.
Hay: THATS MY DAD ;;
Jer: Hayden go home.
Hay: Yes sir! *runs home*
Jer: *eyes glow as he growls at you*
Kat: *in the bg* RUN FAST. RUN FAR. \(OUO)/

15. Well I'm running out of ideas so I'll just push 4 off a cliff! :3
Kat: *wings appear as she flies off into the distance* 8'D weeeeee!!~
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Lets see who can catch it ;)
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