Bitch and Toast Fuckery - Opposite AU's

Toast: Jack and Wanted would destroy the world together
[1:00:02 PM] Toast: Wanted would end up laughing
[1:00:03 PM] Toast: and Jack
[1:00:08 PM] Toast: just sitting there watching people die
[1:00:31 PM] Bitch: WOWJACK
[1:00:33 PM] Bitch: HOW RUDE
[1:02:53 PM] Toast: HE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND ANYTHING
[1:02:57 PM] Toast: THAT'S WHY HE STARES
[1:03:20 PM] Bitch: STILL RUDE
[1:03:27 PM] Bitch: headcanon
[1:03:32 PM] Bitch: Kat destroyed the world
[1:03:40 PM] Bitch: Wanted and Jack put it back together
[1:05:20 PM] Toast: ...DENIED
[1:05:20 PM] Toast: wait
[1:05:23 PM] Toast: unless
[1:05:27 PM] Toast: it was Chaos
[1:05:33 PM] Toast: which is Kat's demon form
[1:05:38 PM] Toast: then it would be accepted
[1:05:49 PM] Bitch: nah, it'd be like
[1:05:51 PM] Bitch: crappy AU
[1:05:56 PM] Toast: OMFG
[1:06:03 PM] Toast: REVERSE ROLES AU
[1:06:05 PM] Toast: KAT'S EVIL
[1:06:07 PM] Bitch: that AU
[1:06:07 PM] Toast: WANTED'S GOOD
[1:06:09 PM] Bitch: Death is a woman
[1:06:09 PM] Toast: OMFG
[1:06:11 PM] Toast: SDFKJSDHFGKSJHDGAFS
[1:06:12 PM] Toast: DRFGSKDFJGSKJDFGS
[1:06:12 PM] Toast: GHSDGH
[1:06:12 PM] Toast: DFGH
[1:06:14 PM] Toast: he already is
[1:06:20 PM] Toast: Death: R00D
[1:06:22 PM] Bitch: true
[1:06:34 PM] Bitch: Gaea's a man with no self esteem
[1:06:39 PM] Toast: HOLY SHIT
[1:07:03 PM] Bitch: WE NEED MORE REVERSE AU BS
[1:07:07 PM] Bitch: THIS IS FUNNY
[1:07:20 PM] Toast: JER'S A PRISSY WEAKLING GIRLY SHIT
[1:07:29 PM] Bitch: YES
[1:07:30 PM] Toast: KAT'S A BUSINESS MAN
[1:07:45 PM] Bitch: WANTED IS A SUPER HERO
[1:07:47 PM] Toast: Jer's a cheerleader
[1:07:49 PM] Toast: //dies
[1:07:55 PM] Bitch: Jack
[1:07:58 PM] Bitch: created the Flash
[1:08:01 PM] Toast: ADJFHGS
[1:08:03 PM] Toast: WHAT
[1:08:06 PM] Bitch: Jack IS the Flash
[1:08:19 PM] Toast: //SCREAMS
[1:08:25 PM] Toast: Zauron's a hillbilly
[1:08:37 PM] Toast: Xerxes is a homophobic gang member
[1:08:53 PM] Bitch: this
[1:08:56 PM] Bitch: is killing me
[1:08:56 PM] Bitch: omfg
[1:08:59 PM] Toast: CYZVIR IS VERY MOTHERLY
[1:09:16 PM] Bitch: CYZVIR IS A SUN DRAGON NANNY
[1:09:20 PM] Toast: KJHFKGSDF
[1:09:21 PM] Toast: SF'GHDFG
[1:09:21 PM] Toast: JD
[1:09:21 PM] Toast: FGJH
[1:09:21 PM] Toast: DGHJS
[1:09:21 PM] Toast: FG
[1:09:36 PM] Toast: The two Cyzvir's meet
[1:09:40 PM] Toast: and the apocalypse begins
[1:09:50 PM] Bitch: yep!
[1:10:01 PM] Bitch: Siren
[1:10:04 PM] Bitch: what about her
[1:10:04 PM] Toast: ...
[1:10:07 PM] Toast: sensitive
[1:10:08 PM] Toast: quiet
[1:10:10 PM] Toast: obedient
[1:10:16 PM] Bitch: slave
[1:10:23 PM] Toast: THIS JUST GOT DARK ;;
[1:10:27 PM] Bitch: IT DID
[1:10:29 PM] Bitch: WTF
[1:10:37 PM] Toast: //HOLDS THE BBY
[1:10:41 PM] Toast: Siren: //SCREECHES
[1:10:57 PM] Bitch: ORUGHOEGH XDDDD
[1:11:00 PM] Bitch: OH
[1:11:01 PM] Bitch: WHAT ABOUT
[1:11:03 PM] Bitch: HAYDEN?
[1:11:07 PM] Toast: ...
[1:11:17 PM] Toast: THE POPULAR KID/ASSHOLE/DUMBFUCK/DRUG ADDICT
[1:11:24 PM] Bitch: OMFG
[1:11:35 PM] Bitch: ZUK?
[1:11:36 PM] Bitch: .......
[1:11:43 PM] Bitch: dumbass Englishman?
[1:11:45 PM] Toast: NONONONONO
[1:11:51 PM] Toast: NICE ELDERLY LADY WHO MAKES COOKIES FOR EVERYONE
[1:11:58 PM] Bitch: YES
[1:12:14 PM] Bitch: OKAY
[1:12:15 PM] Toast: IN REALITY HE'S A CRANKY OLD MAN
[1:12:15 PM] Bitch: HERE'S ONE
[1:12:17 PM] Toast: WHAT
[1:12:18 PM] Bitch: SHIFT
[1:12:21 PM] Toast: ...
[1:12:23 PM] Toast: LOUD
[1:12:26 PM] Toast: OBNOXIOUS
[1:12:27 PM] Toast: SLUT
[1:12:53 PM] Bitch: POOR GIRL
[1:12:54 PM] Toast: PROBABLY A HOOKER
[1:13:06 PM] Bitch: SHE'S THE NEW GAEA
[1:13:28 PM] Toast: OHMYGOD
[1:13:32 PM] Toast: WAIT
[1:13:35 PM] Toast: OPPOSITES
[1:13:36 PM] Toast: MALE STRIPPER
[1:13:39 PM] Toast: PERFECT
[1:13:41 PM] Bitch: YES
[1:13:47 PM] Bitch: OKAY
[1:13:48 PM] Toast: ...
[1:13:48 PM] Bitch: CALI
[1:13:52 PM] Toast: she would be her boyfriend
[1:13:58 PM] Toast: CALI?
[1:14:03 PM] Bitch: XCALIBUR
[1:14:25 PM] Toast: SHIT
[1:14:27 PM] Toast: UHHH
[1:14:33 PM] Bitch: PHYSICAL?
[1:14:33 PM] Bitch: ROOD
[1:14:35 PM] Toast: HE WOULD PROBABLY BE A FEMALE CYZ
[1:14:37 PM] Bitch: MEAN
[1:14:41 PM] Bitch: OMFG
[1:14:48 PM] Bitch: OH OH OH
[1:14:51 PM] Bitch: KELTIC
[1:14:56 PM] Bitch: THIS ONE SHOULD BE GOOD
[1:14:57 PM] Toast: LYDIA
[1:15:20 PM] Toast: HE WOULD BE LYDIA
[1:15:34 PM] Bitch: I FEEL SORRY FOR HIM NOW
[1:15:37 PM] Bitch: OKAY
[1:15:39 PM] Bitch: NOW
[1:15:40 PM] Bitch: FURY
[1:15:45 PM] Bitch: I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT HIM
[1:15:46 PM] Toast: CRY BABY
[1:15:47 PM] Bitch: XD
[1:15:48 PM] Toast: LITTLE GIRL
[1:15:51 PM] Bitch: AHAHAHAHAH
[1:15:54 PM] Toast: AFRAID EVERYTHING
[1:16:03 PM] Toast: WAIT
[1:16:03 PM] Toast: WAIT
[1:16:04 PM] Toast: WAIT
[1:16:05 PM] Toast: WHAT ABOUT
[1:16:06 PM] Bitch: I'M ENJOYING THIS TOO MUCH OMFG
[1:16:07 PM] Toast: SHAKKO
[1:16:12 PM] Bitch: HMMM
[1:16:26 PM] Bitch: SPYRO
[1:16:27 PM] Bitch: FEMALE
[1:16:29 PM] Bitch: SPYRO
[1:16:46 PM] Toast: ...
[1:16:50 PM] Toast: AHAHHAAHHAHAHA
[1:16:54 PM] Toast: WHAT ABOUT SMITH?
[1:17:03 PM] Toast: MENTAL HOSPITAL PATIENT
[1:17:06 PM] Bitch: oh yeah
[1:17:08 PM] Bitch: totally
[1:17:09 PM] Bitch: xD
[1:17:10 PM] Toast: THAT WOMAN WHO STANDS IN THE CORNER
[1:17:11 PM] Toast: AND JUST
[1:17:11 PM] Toast: HUMS
[1:17:15 PM] Bitch: NO
[1:17:19 PM] Bitch: SCREAMS SILENT NIGHT
[1:17:21 PM] Bitch: XD
[1:17:22 PM] Toast: SFMGHSDFS
[1:17:23 PM] Toast: DFHSFGHDFGH
[1:17:25 PM] Toast: XDDD
[1:17:52 PM] Bitch: I'M DYING
[1:18:17 PM] Toast: ....WHAT ABOUT NOCTEM
[1:18:50 PM] Toast: tHAT SHY ADORABLE GIRL
[1:18:52 PM] Toast: ksdjhskg
[1:18:59 PM] Bitch: OUTGOING
[1:19:02 PM] Bitch: UHM
[1:19:04 PM] Bitch: IDK
[1:19:10 PM] Toast: ...HECTOR
[1:19:42 PM] Bitch: APPOLOGETIC
[1:19:43 PM] Bitch: TO
[1:19:44 PM] Bitch: EVERYTHING
[1:19:51 PM] Bitch: BUT SO FUCKING SERIOUS AT THE SAME TIME
[1:20:07 PM] Toast: ohmygoD
[1:20:16 PM] Toast: I was thinking that one school nerd who thinks he's better than everyone else
[1:20:18 PM] Toast: and shows no emotion
[1:20:25 PM] Bitch: nah
[1:20:30 PM] Bitch: apologetic to everything
[1:20:33 PM] Bitch: but serious
[1:20:33 PM] Toast: KJELL WOULD BE AZZY
[1:20:40 PM] Bitch: AZZY WOULD BE KJELL
[1:20:43 PM] Toast: OTP
[1:20:45 PM] Bitch: AND THEY'D BE LESBIANS
[1:20:47 PM] Toast: SLKGJSSDFG
[1:20:48 PM] Toast: ASDGJKSDHGJSDF
[1:20:52 PM] Toast: OH TEE PEE
[1:21:16 PM] Bitch: WHICH ONE
[1:21:18 PM] Bitch: IS TEE PEE
[1:21:24 PM] Bitch: THERE'S NO REF
[1:21:30 PM] Toast: ...
[1:21:31 PM] Toast: oh tee pee
[1:21:35 PM] Toast: say it out loud
[1:21:37 PM] Toast: otp
[1:21:40 PM] Toast: oh tee pee
[1:21:42 PM] Toast: OTP
[1:21:44 PM] Bitch: OH
[1:21:45 PM] Toast: O T P
[1:21:48 PM] Toast: //VIBRATES
[1:21:57 PM] Bitch: WHOOPS
[1:22:11 PM] Toast: I'M GOING TO UPLOAD THIS WHOLE CONVERSATION ON DA
[1:22:19 PM] Bitch: GOOD
[1:22:22 PM] Bitch: 'CAUSE
[1:22:26 PM] Bitch: WE'RE DYING OMFG
[1:22:30 PM] Toast: EAUEHUAHEUAHEUAHEUHAE
[1:22:34 PM] Toast: //flees to copy everything
[1:22:40 PM] Bitch: WAIT
[1:22:41 PM] Bitch: WHAT ABOUT
[1:22:42 PM] Bitch: RAGNAR
[1:23:17 PM] Toast: HE WOULD BE THAT ONE FEMALE NEWBLOOD WHO RUNS INTO TREES WHEN SHE'S SCARED
[1:23:20 PM] Toast: WHICH IS ALL THE TIME
[1:23:26 PM] Bitch: OMFG
[1:23:40 PM] Bitch: VINNY
[1:23:45 PM] Toast: HE WOULD BE LUKA
[1:24:05 PM] Bitch: BEST OF ALL
[1:24:19 PM | Edited 1:24:31 PM] Bitch: SMITTY WERBENJAGERMANJENSEN
[1:24:26 PM] Toast: HE STAYS THE SAME
[1:24:30 PM] Toast: NO MATTER WHAT AU
[1:24:34 PM] Bitch: OKAY
[1:24:42 PM] Toast: BRB I HAVE TO UPLOAD THIS FUCKERY